Just a hopeless dreamer she said
Eyes of cloud and feet of lead
Find a shore that needs you instead
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
snap crackle spocklmfao
first mistakes, ppl.
men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
What he says: how do u know when lesbian sex is over???
What he means: I’ve never given a woman an orgasm ever in my life
I may change my URL to something Jack White related.